Funny Visuals
Picture this:
Me sitting on the couch. I try to get up. Can't. Feel like the little brother in the movie The Christmas Story who falls down in the snow and repeatedly yells, "I can't get up! I can't get up!" Jeff (my Ralphie) comes to my rescue and grabs my hands as I scooch my butt (and big belly) to the end of the cushion and then he pulls. Finally, I'm up!
Here's another one: I'm lying in bed, on my left side. Left side is getting achy, time to roll to the right. First I move my shoulders, head follows. Next, I move my legs halfway to the right. At this point, I am all discombobulated (is that a real word?). Finally, I can move my very heavy, deadweight torso/belly area. Repeat all steps once more and viola! I've rolled! This amazing act is done at least 5 times in the night. I feel like a freak show.
OK, one more: me, walking. Haha! Waddle, waddle.
Me sitting on the couch. I try to get up. Can't. Feel like the little brother in the movie The Christmas Story who falls down in the snow and repeatedly yells, "I can't get up! I can't get up!" Jeff (my Ralphie) comes to my rescue and grabs my hands as I scooch my butt (and big belly) to the end of the cushion and then he pulls. Finally, I'm up!
Here's another one: I'm lying in bed, on my left side. Left side is getting achy, time to roll to the right. First I move my shoulders, head follows. Next, I move my legs halfway to the right. At this point, I am all discombobulated (is that a real word?). Finally, I can move my very heavy, deadweight torso/belly area. Repeat all steps once more and viola! I've rolled! This amazing act is done at least 5 times in the night. I feel like a freak show.
OK, one more: me, walking. Haha! Waddle, waddle.
posted by Kelly | 8:50 PM
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